irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

(via melmeimei)

hell4b0ve:

I HATE WHEN BOYS ARE SAD BECAUSE THEY COULD BE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN BUT THEY STILL TRY TO BE TOUGH AND MANLY AND I JUST WANT TO HOLD THEM AND RUB THEIR BACK 

(via g-arter)

melmeimei:

witchesgetsnitches:

There’s always at least one person in every class that you would like to chuck your shoe at their head whenever they open their mouth. If you don’t know who that person is, it’s probably you and you should probably stop talking. 

omg wait the boy in my gov class……….